Dear Diary - T Minus 2 - The Art of Bedmaking

Here's a picture of what the staff at Meedhupparu do to your bedroom whilst you're in the bar. They creep in to your room, destroy the flower arrangements, wrinkle your sheets, and distribute the petals in artistic patterns all over your bed. Whilst I'm all for artistry of any kind, I can see this posing a real challenge when we get back from the bar in the early hours of the morning. 

I mean, what is one supposed to do with all this floral detritus? Climb into bed and ignore the stuff?  In the morning you'll wonder why you have a flower stuck to the side of your face and a leaf poking out of your ear. Gather it all up and deposit it in the trash basket? Seems such a waste. Sleep on the floor for fear of damaging someone's artistic effort? If one has had sufficient beer this may be an option. Or write a critique, giving it marks out of 100, and leave a commensurate amount of money? 

Dunno the answer, but it's a bit different isn't it?